Some couples are always looking for something new to try or some want to spice up their marriage. They want to have a threesome but not all the hassle of trying to meet someone on Fetlife, arranging a place to meet, and not knowing if the person they meet is dangerous or has any kind of sexually transmitted disease. They don’t want it to spark into a new relationship with the playmate for the other partner. Believe me, it’s not worth the hassle. They want it to be an event that is fun and be something that they can look back on and talk about fondly. Meeting a girl at…

I am lucky enough to have a lot of virgin clients. I don’t mean that sarcastically. I really do like them. Some girls think they are too much work. I really don’t understand that but that’s their preference. I like virgins for a lot of reasons but let’s talk about my first time. I was in college and he was a friend of mine. It was okay but I really wish he would have been experienced so that the first time was really good so I would have a super orgasm. Lol. One thing that my first said was that he couldn’t believe I was a virgin because I was…

Everyone should at least have a two girl party once in their lifetime. I do two parties with lots of girls and for me, it’s always fun. If you have the right pair of girls they feed off each other’s sexuality. It’s almost like they become one. Working together to give you the ultimate experience. I mean if I have a friend there and she is hot and we work together, it’s a rush and easy to fall into the moment. What I mean by that is that when you fall into the moment, you forget about the world. All you desire is feeling everything about the body, the breathing,…

She looks expensive. I hate to hear that because I know that someone lost out on a really good time because they thought they couldn’t afford it. So what do you? Dress up like a bag lady and push a shopping cart around the bar so people think you aren’t too expensive? Lol. Of course not. We always look good and should. There’s a lot of reasons you might think this. Sometimes it’s your mind telling you things because you are too nervous to approach. It could be you have had some really bad rejection and worry it will happen again. You may be on a budget and don’t want…

Last December a generic for Viagra was introduced, thereby cutting the price in half. This coming June, a ton of generics will hit the market, dropping the price 90%. What does that mean for us working girls? Not a lot. We won’t see any increase in parties because there will not be thousands of men getting Viagra and thinking, “Man I got a huge hardon, where’s the nearest brothel?”. Growth in parties will not be momentous but now is an excellent time to discuss drugs like Viagra as I get questions about it sometimes. It can be difficult for some men to even ask about Viagra, and ultimately they lose,…

ere’s another simple guide that goes along with The Simple Guide To Your First Visit post. These are primary points to get you started. You can ask the girls and guys for help or advice also. There are no stupid questions. Before You Arrive Hygiene – You should have good hygiene. If you just came from burning man and haven’t showered in a week, then we are going to ask you to shower. Most girls ask guys to take showers because we usually have one in our room so don’t take offense. I shower after every party, so it’s quite reasonable. Cologne is something you should ask about before you…

You’re sitting in the parking lot trying to get the courage to go in. Your nervous and full of anxiety. A million question go through your head. What do I do when I go inside? What will the girls think? What do I say? Okay now take a deep breath. I’ll take you on a short tour so you will know what to expect. There are a lot of guides, and all are pretty good, and some are very detailed, but I will keep this simple. Some of the detailed guides go more in depth on this subject. Arrival There are two methods to meeting the girls. You have lineup…

Most studies show the average penis to be around five inches and let me just say this. It’s probably not possible to get an accurate measurement because I can’t imagine any man saying his penis is small. I see studies showing average between five and six inches but I think that’s too high. I have been in the business for a long time so I have seen a lot of had cocks. Lol and the average is less than that. I saw one study that came up with an average but they only measured flacid penises. Okay the last time I checked no man stated their dick size by measuring…

To help you make a good impression I am going to teach you guys why you shouldn’t insist on buying things not on a girl’s wishlist and how to buy stuff when you do. A lot of guys want to buy sexy bras and panties but don’t insist if it’s not on her list. When you’re buying from a ladies wishlist remember that it’s not for you, it’s for her. Don’t insist on buying panties, bras, and sexy clothes if she has none on her list. (The one exception is if it’s for a party you are going to have and want her to wear something specific.) When you do…

Choosing a courtesan has come a long way from the days of only having the lineup as a way to pick. The brothels have websites and forums and there are forums for customers and the girls themselves. We have social media like Twitter and websites that we can promote ourselves on so it really is not hard to find out more about a lady. First you need to figure out what you want though. Do you want a quickie or are you looking to find an ATF (All Time Favorite). Yes that is what they call a courtesan girlfriend. Apparently they couldn’t come up with something more catchier or more relevant…

Sometimes people ask me if I am the real me during sex at the Ranch as opposed to sex outside with someone I know. The short answer is yes, I am the same person. This comes up with fetishes specifically. You see, when a person comes to me with a fetish they want to know that I enjoy it. If there is any doubt in their mind that I don’t they won’t have a good experience. This can cause a problem because how do you know if the girl you choose really is into it or is thinking, “This is some fucked up shit.” while she smiles at you. The…

I get asked this a lot. How do I get into the business? Here are some answers that might help you decide. The first and most important thing is what if everyone finds out? Will it be okay? Will people turn on you? If so don’t do it because you can hide your face but you have no idea how many of your guy friends and guy family members are surfing the Internet. Ask yourself if you can have sex with guys you don’t know and some you won’t be attracted to at all. If looks are the most important thing to you then you will fail. I have seen…

Recently I have received a few emails with the following: “How much to do anything I want to you?” or “In your GFE will you let me bareback cum in your mouth (like a real girlfriend)? You can choose to spit or swallow.” These sorts of emails are pretty regular and I think this comes from a few things. Confusing gonzo porn with real life and thinking that by giving a girl money she is yours to do with whatever you want. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Legal prostitution is a business. You make an agreement on which services are rendered. The only real gonzo experience is the PSE or…