The Land of Oz

It’s no secret that many clients including myself will repeat my most favorite courtesans. And though my first party with Rachel was exemplary, the one I just had was lightyears beyond. She’s unbelievable.

I knew I was doing something good when I walked into the parlor grinning. I saw an old friend and fellow monger there sitting with Rachel, who promptly greeted me with a hug. What a lady. She was wearing this sexy long sleeved red dress…and her legs were long and luscious. I was happy to see my buddy, but happier still to see Rachel and her wonderfully gorgeous “assets.” We all caught up on things, but I couldn’t stop thinking about this party I was about to have with her. Eventually I just about begged to go in the back. I think she liked that 😉

But though my first party with her was all about me wanting to do whatever she asked, this party was all about me. Folks: her service is extraordinary. From the get-go she found places on my body that I didn’t know existed – erogenous zones that I’ve never thought could feel so sexy when she touched them. It helps that she’s pretty stupendously hot too. I can’t get over the look of her fair skin and platinum blonde hair next to me, and her firm bust on top of me.

And you know…she promised me a feeling of being drained, like I’ve never been drained before. And damn she’s right. I never had a blowjob as perfect as hers. The amount of pressure she used with her mouth combined with her hands which explored every bit of surface area of my willing body…it’s the formula even Stephen Hawking couldn’t crack. (Unless he goes in to see her!)

But that wasn’t even the half of it. She legitimately cares that you have satisfaction. She tugged on my dick with purpose, finding out exactly how I liked it and then using the rest of her body to make it better. She mounted me like she was getting in a damn Ferrari like she was gonna do something fast and hard and enjoy it all the while. When I finally came she pressed her body on me like an iron, and my God, was I steaming hot.

She is a total sweetheart too. We spent a lot of time talking about…anything while lying next to each other. Her body is a joy with which to cuddle. And she’s pretty intelligent if you haven’t gathered that – politics, science, sociology, she’s well versed in a ton of things. I mean, she made me feel comfortable even when having Fox News on the TV. You know that takes skill. No, I wasn’t checking out the blonde news anchors, I swear – why would I need to if Rachel’s so much hotter than them?

Go see Rachel. I mean, only if you feel like being blown away. By a tornado. In Kansas. Yes…Seeing Rachel is like losing your entire sanity and eventually landing in Oz. So go pull a lion and find the courage to go see her. It’ll pay off.