Reviews

Check out my reviews and comments on my parties. Please feel free to write me a review after our party. Send them to me and I’ll post them here. I don’t write fake reviews because the truth is, I don’t need to.
 

Somebody Get Me a Doctor

 

Let me first tell you how I met Rachel.  We were followers on Twitter but never really interacted. She sent me a message in response to something she noticed in my Twitter header; something regarding a change in my life.  She picked up on it, the only one of my followers. I was struck immediately by her curiosity yet caring reactions when I explained. We became “friends” quickly and understood eachother from the start.Well I had my first weeklong visit coming up to Reno/Tahoe for skiing and brothel fun so I made sure to set aside a night early in the week to visit Rachel.  I had seen pics of her and we had this great connection but we never really met.  When I arrived and walked in the Saloon for the first time ever she was sitting at a table waiting for me…I realized she really is a cutie right away. .  Like I‘ve heard before it is very true that in person she is incredibly stunning more than her pics reflect.  We chatted a bit,  and  I never felt rushed.The negotiations were very easy and we went back to her room to have a love session. I have been coming to the area for many years and I don’t kiss and tell but I will tell you I had the hottest session ever with this luscious Romanian beauty.  When she works on you I think you will agree!  I couldn’t get enough of her and so I did return to see her a few more times before my week came to an end.  In fact I surprised her on her birthday with a visit and gave her a nice orgasm:)I highly recommend you visit Rachel even though I’d love to have her for my own!

Thank you Rachel darling for an amazing time and I hope to see you soon!

17 and Counting

So I’ve seen Rachel 17 times now. I can’t say enough good things about her. She’s just a really great person. I always have a lot of fun with her. She’s beautiful. She’s funny. She’s smart. She has the cutest accent. Everything about her is just wonderful. She’s always makes sure I have an amazing time. Looking forward to her return so I can see her again.

Thank you Rachel. I really appreciate all the time we’ve spent together. It’s always the time of my life.

 

Casual Sex

 

Rachel Varga, Saw you just today. Loved taking with you. So smart and funny. Plus beautiful too! Then we partied. Such a great party. Unforgettable. We talked. We partied. We cuddled. We talked some more. I had such a good time with you today. So, thank you Rachel. You really made my day today. It was a really great experience.

 

Long into the Night

 

“If you want you can post the following to your blog or a forum:

Had an overnight with Rachel- it was out of this world and well worth it.  She did things to me that were memorable.  My world was rocked- she took my virginity, we had a good time relaxing, being sensual and overall was an experience that I would repeat in a second.  If you are looking for someone who is honest, a wonderful individual and a lovely lady- she’s the one for you. – W”

 

Funny Review

 

Rachel Varga is the greatest human being ever to live on the earth.  First, she is about to cure cancer in her garage using a quantum computer that she designed.  She also travelled back in time where she stopped the Ottoman invasion at Vienna, helped Charles Dickens write the early drafts of his work and taught Nicola Tesla the concept of AC power.  Oh, and Alan Turing learned all he knew from her.

Back to the present, she has helped me to start a stock portfolio that will allow me to retire by age 45 in a villa in Tuscany, designed a new UPS tracking system that will allow packages to be teleported through mere thought and helped rescue a kitten stuck in a tree. I suppose I should also mention that she is just about the sweetest and prettiest girl I have ever seen in real life.
You could say that I am a fan.

 

The Land of Oz

 

It’s no secret that many clients including myself will repeat my most favorite courtesans. And though my first party with Rachel was exemplary, the one I just had was lightyears beyond. She’s unbelievable.

I knew I was doing something good when I walked in to the parlor grinning. I saw an old friend and fellow monger there sitting with Rachel, who promptly greeted me with a hug. What a lady. She was wearing this sexy long sleeved red dress…and her legs were long and luscious. I was happy to see my buddy, but happier still to see Rachel and her wonderfully gorgeous “assets.” We all caught up on things, but I couldn’t stop thinking about this party I was about to have with her. Eventually I just about begged to go in the back. I think she liked that ;)

But though my first party with her was all about me wanting to do whatever she asked, this party was all about me. Folks: her service is extraordinary. From the get go she found places on my body that I didn’t know existed – erogenous zones that I’ve never thought could feel so sexy when she touched them.

It helps that she’s pretty stupendously hot too. I can’t get over the look of her fair skin and platinum blonde hair next to me, and her firm bust on top of me.

And you know…she promised me a feeling of being drained, like I’ve never need drained before. And damn she’s right. I never had a blowjob as perfect as hers. The amount of pressure she used with her mouth combined with her hands which explored every bit of surface area of my willing body…it’s the formula even Stephen Hawking couldn’t crack. (Unless he goes in to see her!)

But that wasn’t even the half of it. She legitimately cares that you have satisfaction. She tugged on my dick with purpose, finding out exactly how I liked it, and then using the rest of her body to make it better. She mounted me like she was getting in a damn Ferrari, like she was gonna do something fast and hard and enjoy it all the while. When I finally came she pressed her body on me like an iron, and my God, was I steaming hot.

She is a total sweetheart too. We spent a lot of time talking about…anything while lying next to each other. Her body is a joy with which to cuddle. And she’s pretty intelligent if you haven’t gathered that – politics, science, sociology, she’s well versed in a ton of things. I mean, she made me feel comfortable even when having Fox News on the TV. You know that takes skill.

No, I wasn’t checking out the blonde news anchors, I swear – why would I need to if Rachel’s so much hotter than them?

Go see Rachel. I mean, only if you feel like being blown away. By a tornado. In Kansas. Yes…Seeing Rachel is like losing your entire sanity and eventually landing in Oz. So go pull a lion and find the courage to go see her. It’ll pay off. /div>

HD

 

Like LeBron to Cleveland

 

Rachel is awesome. Is Rachel the best lady at Mustang? If so, then that’s saying a lot. That place is loaded with talent already and for her to be there is like bringing LeBron James to Cleveland. (Or Miami.) – HD

The Best I’ve Ever Had

Just spent the last 4 days chilling at MR with Rachel. 6 parties over 4 days. All multi hour, 2-3 hours each. Plus tons of quality time in the bar. Such a great time. The best I’ve ever had. Parties exceed any others I’ve ever had by far. She is the best. Love this girl to death. Just left and already can’t wait to see her again.

 

Rachel Varga Owned Me

 

CWMC was a blast. More to come.
But as to the topic, I have been owned by Rachel Varga, and there isn’t a better feeling in the world. Rachel happens to be the best thing to hit the Mustang Ranch since sliced bread met peanut butter and jelly…and she’ll make you melt far easier than that. The short of it is thus: Rachel rocks worlds on a regular basis.

Trying to describe Rachel would be like describing how a beauteous blonde butterfly flaps its wings. You’ll miss out on it if you blink, and you’ll wonder what happened. But one thing is certifiable: Rachel is gorgeous. Her Romanian accent belies a sophistication, uncanny and uncommon. Her body is hard, her breasts are supple yet supreme, her mouth is tender on your own body. Her bottom is firm and her legs are strong. Here is a lady who commands your eyes to drift upon her. Her own eyes are beautiful, and gazing upon them is to realize all your dreams are right in front of you.

Rachel stuns you into surrender. Throughout our party, the only words that I could say aloud were “yes” and “oh god.” Have you ever wanted to know what it feels like to totally trust someone, and then to give in? Rachel does these not with her words but with her allure.

Rachel knows what to do with you. She knows exactly how to please you as you stand staring at her beauty, and even better what to do when you are nude in her bed. She knows that you want to explore her body with your hands. She knows how to please you with her soft lips. She will keep you under her control while she is on top of you, and she will make demands of your body with hers. But she does this while ensuring your unspoken demands are exceeded.

She will work both sides of your body, front and back. She’ll find places you’ll never thought existed, erogenous zones that only she knows. And if you yearn for her body, or perhaps, if you yearn for that primal desire to thrash about wildly in passion; if you must allow your body to convulse with pleasure, then she will enhance her touch tenfold. You will never have an orgasm the way Rachel will give you, if that’s what you want.

Me, I wanted to submit my body entirely to her. Every part of me became hers. I was treated to the highest pleasures I’ve ever known. Rachel has a collection of toys that help serve this purpose…but my eyes were closed in my own ecstasy that I did not realize til after how impressive it was, the things she did to me. Leather, plastic, rubber, hard, soft, hot, cold, wow.

Later we showered. And I cannot impress enough that there is no feeling quite like Rachel’s solid bust lathered in soap in your arms.

I obeyed every single command of hers. She rewarded me by fulfilling my desires in every single way. Rachel is sweet and sensual, but if you want a domme who will control you, she can be that too.

Just don’t piss her off. If you do, prepare for the consequences. Your butt may never be redder……
HD

Deep Dive

Rachel Varga has the boobs and the ass and the face. She is a total bomb. I like boobs and hers are very fun. The best thing I felt she did was her blow job. She deep throated a larger-than-average cock awesomely. – Midwest Firefighter

Rachel, Sexy Coming Book Character Come to Life!

What can I say? I’ve enjoyed Rachel’s company several times and everything just keeps getting better. She always greets me like she has missed me for years, even if it has only been a few weeks since our last visit. Sex with Rachel is very natural and flowing. Nothing awkward or forced here. But, the best thing I can say about her is that she has always shown me respect. There is nothing special about me, but after I showed Rachel respect, she has reciprocated one hundred fold. Although I want to keep her all to myself, I know that having her at the Bunny Ranch is going to increase the rather scarce supply of happiness in the world. – drunkenmaster

Hiking Guy

I had the opportunity to meet and party with Rachel at the Bunnyranch this past Tuesday. She is awesome. She is really sweet, kind, and fair. She won’t try to pressure you or make you feel uncomfortable. She enjoys being on top and puts in great effort into her party. She looks better then her photos in person. Plus, she has an amazing accent. While I enjoyed Rachel a lot, and would love to see her again, I am not a huge fan of the set-up at the Bunnyranch. The walls are very thin, you hear the buzzer in the room and the sound of ladies heels prancing in the hall. The staff was friendly. I also got to meet Faith she seems pretty cool too. Rachel is a blast go and see her when you can she is amazing. I think you will be pleasantly surprised how easy to talk to and negotiate with. She makes everything relaxing. -hikingguy2013

Knockout

I first got interested in rachel via her posts here. then i got more interested in rachel when i saw her pics. then when i saw her at the Bunny Bar, i got REAL interested. wow. wotta doll. and damn, wouldn’t you know it…..a half hour later, there i am, in her room, ready for play time!

boys, if you like your babes blonde and busty, rachel is your girl. she reminded me of the glory days of busty blondes at the BR, when girls like kalli morgan and jayden prescott were soakin’ the sheets. she’s gonna be a star this summer there at Dennis’ Disneyland for Howlin’ Horndogs. she’s a fucking knockout with a stunning figure, a very nice young lady, and she’s got a most sexy slavic accent to boot. cosmo says……oh yeah!

Best of the Best

I took time to get to know as much as I could about Rachel Varga from Bunny Ranch on twitter before arriving on April 7, 2016. Anyone can see from her pictures that she is blond and has the longest legs. Beautiful face and built like a model from Playboy. Outside beauty only does so much for me. I look for the inner beauty as well. She truly is a special lady inside with a warm heart. She does not rush and treats you only in a way you could hope for.
When I first got to Bunny a wedding was being performed by Dennis. Really cool. I sat in the bar and gazed at my date to be. After the wedding we sat and talked in the polar and got close and talk a while. She had me feeling very at ease and ready to negotiate for a party. Negotiations went well and party we did. I waited at the bar so that she could freshen up. I had said she could come out naked to get me. To my surprise she did come out in a short sassy robe. Oh my. I could only think that she had not a stich on under that robe. In the room when she slipped off, I mean to tell you one of the best sexy bodies I have seen anywhere. Rachel does wax and is smooth as silk. I cannot forget to say how tight her pussy is. So tight that she can squeeze her pussy around my little finger. I thought she was going to have trouble with the size of my cock. Once we got started and her multiple orgasms there was no problem for sure. Out of a scale to 10 she is off the chart. She is definitely the best of the 15 woman I have partied with in a years time. I will be comparing all my parties now to her. A definite repeat for me. I hope Rachel will want to have me over and over. Rachel in is a league of her own. We had a sensual good time that we both enjoyed. Thanks Rachel. – Jay

Re-Virginized

Three of my friends and I decided to visit the Bunny Ranch and see what it was all about. I was nervous because I had never been to a place like that. We rang the bell and when we came in the girls came to line up. As soon as I saw this gorgeous blonde with beautiful breasts, long blonde hair, and devious smile I knew she was the one. As soon as they finished introducing themselves I picked her so my friends wouldn’t get her. She took me by the hand and showed me around and then to her room. Once we started I found out it was her first time too! A brand new girl! Did I make a mistake by getting one that was new? Ummm hell no. She took me to the bed and totally destroyed me. I never had a girl go down on me like that. It took everything not to blow and I’m sure she knew that and didn’t want to embarrass me. She hopped on top and rode me to my first climax in 5 minutes. I couldn’t help it and it was embarrassingly quick but at 23 I have the stamina to keep going.  Not to be too descriptive but when she bent over she made me cum in 15 minutes and then we did it again for a third time. It was the second best time I ever had in my life. The first being when I came back two days later. Again she made my nerves go away and rocked me like she was my girlfriend and had known me forever. I am glad I got to be her first and I will never forget it. I cannot recommend her enough. In some ways I was still a virgin until I was with her because everything before her was just a warm up. I forgot to mention that her sexy accent made my heart melt. I can’t wait to come back and see her again. – Elliot

Fun With Austin

 

I was in Nevada for the week I was wanting a surprise so I choose not to make an appointment this time. I rung the bell and about 10 beautiful girls lined up in front of me. One woman caught me eye a beautiful blonde with big breasts. We talked a little negotiated then the fun began. Her name was Rachel and let me tell you guys she has a voice that will melt your heart, her voice alone is enough to get me an erection. She is very funny, seductive, and most of all she is a strong woman who will be honest to you no matter what. The sex was amazing I had 2 orgasms in less than 30 minutes. She is very sweet and I do plan on seeing her again I would highly recommend her if your looking for someone new. – Sincerely Austin

Long Time Devotee Fulfills Fantasy

I have known Rachel since before she was at the Ranch. I devotedly bought her clips and when she came to the Ranch I finally had the chance to fulfill the ultimate fantasy and boy did she ever. Her sweet seductive voice whispering in my ear when I climaxed made me cum so hard I thought I pulled a muscle or something. Everything about her is sensational. Her smile, her eyes, her boobs, those long legs, and that, how do I say, very tight kitty is more than any man can ask for. Thank you Rachel for fulfilling my dream and I can’t wait for your new clips to come out. I will book again as soon as I fill my piggy bank. Get it? Piggy bank? – Robert NC

Wonder Woman

I’ve never posted a review before, but this is worth it. I picked Rachel out of the lineup because I couldn’t stop staring at one particular feature. In the room, we had an easy negotiation and despite the limited time I had, my needs were very much taken care of. Rachel is the first working lady to ever get me off twice in 30 minutes. Perhaps it was her lovely figure, which is just about any heterosexual man’s dream but more likely, it’s because Rachel did not take her hands off of my little fellow the entire time! I truly felt appreciated and seduced at the same time, almost like she was trying to pull as much pleasure out of me as possible. And that Wonder Woman robe really does something. Thanks Rachel! – drunkenmaster